Perturbations of the mind rectified. From himself, by resisting to the utmost, confessing his grief to a friend, &c.
Whosoever he is that shall hope to cure this malady in himself
or any other, must first rectify these passions and perturbations
of the mind: the chiefest cure consists in them. A quiet mind is
that voluptas, or summum bonum of Epicurus, non dolere, curis vacare, animo tranquillo
esse, not to grieve, but to want cares, and have a quiet
soul, is the only pleasure of the world, as Seneca truly recites
his opinion, not that of eating and drinking, which injurious
Aristotle maliciously puts upon him, and for which he is still
mistaken, male audit et
vapulat, slandered without a cause, and lashed by all
posterity. [3400]Fear and
sorrow, therefore, are especially to be avoided, and the mind to be
mitigated with mirth, constancy, good hope; vain terror, bad
objects are to be removed, and all such persons in whose companies
they be not well pleased.
Gualter Bruel. Fernelius,
consil. 43. Mercurialis, consil. 6. Piso, Jacchinus, cap.
15. in 9. Rhasis, Capivaccius, Hildesheim, &c., all
inculcate this as an especial means of their cure, that their
[3401]minds be quietly
pacified, vain conceits diverted, if it be possible, with terrors,
cares,
[3402] fixed
studies, cogitations, and whatsoever it is that shall any way
molest or trouble the soul,
because that otherwise there is no
good to be done. [3403]The
body's mischiefs,
as Plato proves, proceed from the soul:
and if the mind be not first satisfied, the body can never be
cured.
Alcibiades raves (saith [3404]Maximus Tyrius) and is sick, his
furious desires carry him from Lyceus to the pleading place, thence
to the sea, so into Sicily, thence to Lacedaemon, thence to Persia,
thence to Samos, then again to Athens; Critias tyranniseth over all
the city; Sardanapalus is lovesick; these men are ill-affected all,
and can never be cured, till their minds be otherwise qualified.
Crato, therefore, in that often-cited Counsel of his for a nobleman
his patient, when he had sufficiently informed him in diet, air,
exercise, Venus, sleep, concludes with these as matters of greatest
moment, Quod reliquum est, animae
accidentia corrigantur, from which alone proceeds
melancholy; they are the fountain, the subject, the hinges whereon
it turns, and must necessarily be reformed. [3405]For anger stirs choler, heats
the blood and vital spirits; sorrow on the other side refrigerates
the body, and extinguisheth natural heat, overthrows appetite,
hinders concoction, dries up the temperature, and perverts the
understanding:
fear dissolves the spirits, infects the heart,
attenuates the soul: and for these causes all passions and
perturbations must, to the uttermost of our power and most
seriously, be removed. Aelianus Montaltus attributes so much to
them, [3406]that he holds the
rectification of them alone to be sufficient to the cure of
melancholy in most patients.
Many are fully cured when they
have seen or heard, &c., enjoy their desires, or be secured and
satisfied in their minds; Galen, the common master of them all,
from whose fountain they fetch water, brags, lib. 1. de san. tuend., that he, for his part, hath
cured divers of this infirmity, solum
animis ad rectum institutis, by right settling alone of
their minds.
Yea, but you will here infer, that this is excellent good indeed if it could be done; but how shall it be effected, by whom, what art, what means? hic labor, hoc opus est. 'Tis a natural infirmity, a most powerful adversary, all men are subject to passions, and melancholy above all others, as being distempered by their innate humours, abundance of choler adust, weakness of parts, outward occurrences; and how shall they be avoided? The wisest men, greatest philosophers of most excellent wit, reason, judgment, divine spirits, cannot moderate themselves in this behalf; such as are sound in body and mind, Stoics, heroes, Homer's gods, all are passionate, and furiously carried sometimes; and how shall we that are already crazed, fracti animis, sick in body, sick in mind, resist? we cannot perform it. You may advise and give good precepts, as who cannot? But how shall they be put in practice? I may not deny but our passions are violent, and tyrannise of us, yet there be means to curb them; though they be headstrong, they may be tamed, they may be qualified, if he himself or his friends will but use their honest endeavours, or make use of such ordinary helps as are commonly prescribed.
He himself (I say); from the patient himself the first and
chiefest remedy must be had; for if he be averse, peevish, waspish,
give way wholly to his passions, will not seek to be helped, or be
ruled by his friends, how is it possible he should be cured? But if
he be willing at least, gentle, tractable, and desire his own good,
no doubt but he may magnam morbi
deponere partem, be eased at least, if not cured. He himself
must do his utmost endeavour to resist and withstand the
beginnings. Principiis obsta,
Give not water passage, no not a little,
Ecclus. xxv. 27. If they open a little, they will
make a greater breach at length. Whatsoever it is that runneth in
his mind, vain conceit, be it pleasing or displeasing, which so
much affects or troubleth him, [3407]by all possible means he must
withstand it, expel those vain, false, frivolous imaginations,
absurd conceits, feigned fears and sorrows; from which,
saith
Piso, this disease primarily proceeds, and takes his first
occasion or beginning, by doing something or other that shall be
opposite unto them, thinking of something else, persuading by
reason, or howsoever to make a sudden alteration of them.
Though he have hitherto run in a full career, and precipitated
himself, following his passions, giving reins to his appetite, let
him now stop upon a sudden, curb himself in; and as [3408]Lemnius adviseth, strive
against with all his power, to the utmost of his endeavour, and not
cherish those fond imaginations, which so covertly creep into his
mind, most pleasing and amiable at first, but bitter as gall at
last, and so headstrong, that by no reason, art, counsel, or
persuasion, they may be shaken off.
Though he be far gone, and
habituated unto such fantastical imaginations, yet as [3409]Tully and Plutarch advise, let him
oppose, fortify, or prepare himself against them, by premeditation,
reason, or as we do by a crooked staff, bend himself another
way.
[3410]Tu tamen interea effugito quae
tristia mentem
Solicitant, procul esse jube curasque metumque
Pallentum, ultrices iras, sint omnia laeta.
In the meantime expel them from thy mind,
Pale fears, sad cares, and griefs which do it grind,
Revengeful anger, pain and discontent,
Let all thy soul be set on merriment.
Curas tolle graves, irasci crede
profanum. If it be idleness hath caused this infirmity, or
that he perceive himself given to solitariness, to walk alone, and
please his mind with fond imaginations, let him by all means avoid
it; 'tis a bosom enemy, 'tis delightsome melancholy, a friend in
show, but a secret devil, a sweet poison, it will in the end be his
undoing; let him go presently, task or set himself a work, get some
good company. If he proceed, as a gnat flies about a candle, so
long till at length he burn his bodv, so in the end he will undo
himself: if it be any harsh object, ill company, let him presently
go from it. If by his own default, through ill diet, bad air, want
of exercise, &c., let him now begin to reform himself. It
would be a perfect remedy against all corruption, if,
as
[3411]Roger Bacon hath it, we
could but moderate ourselves in those six non-natural things.
[3412]If it be any disgrace,
abuse, temporal loss, calumny, death of friends, imprisonment,
banishment, be not troubled with it, do not fear, be not angry,
grieve not at it, but with all courage sustain it.
(Gordonius,
lib. 1. c. 15. de conser. vit.)
Tu contra audentior ito.
[3413]If it be sickness, ill
success, or any adversity that hath caused it, oppose an invincible
courage, fortify thyself by God's word, or otherwise,
mala bonis persuadenda, set
prosperity against adversity, as we refresh our eyes by seeing some
pleasant meadow, fountain, picture, or the like: recreate thy mind
by some contrary object, with some more pleasing meditation divert
thy thoughts.
Yea, but you infer again, facile
consilium damus aliis, we can easily give counsel to others;
every man, as the saying is, can tame a shrew but he that hath her;
si hic esses, aliter sentires;
if you were in our misery, you would find it otherwise, 'tis not so
easily performed. We know this to be true; we should moderate
ourselves, but we are furiously carried, we cannot make use of such
precepts, we are overcome, sick, male
sani, distempered and habituated to these courses, we can
make no resistance; you may as well bid him that is diseased not to
feel pain, as a melancholy man not to fear, not to be sad: 'tis
within his blood, his brains, his whole temperature, it cannot be
removed. But he may choose whether he will give way too far unto
it, he may in some sort correct himself. A philosopher was bitten
with a mad dog, and as the nature of that disease is to abhor all
waters, and liquid things, and to think still they see the picture
of a dog before them: he went for all this, reluctante se, to the bath, and seeing there
(as he thought) in the water the picture of a dog, with reason
overcame this conceit, quid cani cum
balneo? what should a dog do in a bath? a mere conceit. Thou
thinkest thou hearest and seest devils, black men, &c., 'tis
not so, 'tis thy corrupt fantasy; settle thine imagination, thou
art well. Thou thinkest thou hast a great nose, thou art sick,
every man observes thee, laughs thee to scorn; persuade thyself
'tis no such matter: this is fear only, and vain suspicion. Thou
art discontent, thou art sad and heavy; but why? upon what ground?
consider of it: thou art jealous, timorous, suspicious; for what
cause? examine it thoroughly, thou shalt find none at all, or such
as is to be contemned; such as thou wilt surely deride, and contemn
in thyself, when it is past. Rule thyself then with reason, satisfy
thyself, accustom thyself, wean thyself from such fond conceits,
vain fears, strong imaginations, restless thoughts. Thou mayst do
it; Est in nobis assuescere
(as Plutarch saith), we may frame ourselves as we will. As he that
useth an upright shoe, may correct the obliquity, or crookedness,
by wearing it on the other side; we may overcome passions if we
will. Quicquid sibi imperavit animus
obtinuit (as [3414]Seneca
saith) nulli tam feri affectus, ut
non disciplina perdomentur, whatsoever the will desires, she
may command: no such cruel affections, but by discipline they may
be tamed; voluntarily thou wilt not do this or that, which thou
oughtest to do, or refrain, &c., but when thou art lashed like
a dull jade, thou wilt reform it: fear of a whip will make thee do,
or not do. Do that voluntarily then which thou canst do, and must
do by compulsion; thou mayst refrain if thou wilt, and master thine
affections. [3415]As in a
city
(saith Melancthon) they do by stubborn rebellious
rogues, that will not submit themselves to political judgment,
compel them by force; so must we do by our affections. If the heart
will not lay aside those vicious motions, and the fantasy those
fond imaginations, we have another form of government to enforce
and refrain our outward members, that they be not led by our
passions.
If appetite will not obey, let the moving faculty
overrule her, let her resist and compel her to do otherwise. In an
ague the appetite would drink; sore eyes that itch would be rubbed;
but reason saith no, and therefore the moving faculty will not do
it. Our fantasy would intrude a thousand fears, suspicions,
chimeras upon us, but we have reason to resist, yet we let it be
overborne by our appetite; [3416]imagination enforceth spirits,
which, by an admirable league of nature, compel the nerves to obey,
and they our several limbs:
we give too much way to our
passions. And as to him that is sick of an ague, all things are
distasteful and unpleasant, non ex
cibi vitio saith Plutarch, not in the meat, but in our
taste: so many things are offensive to us, not of themselves, but
out of our corrupt judgment, jealousy, suspicion, and the like: we
pull these mischiefs upon our own heads.
If then our judgment be so depraved, our reason overruled, will
precipitated, that we cannot seek our own good, or moderate
ourselves, as in this disease commonly it is, the best way for ease
is to impart our misery to some friend, not to smother it up in our
own breast: aliter vitium crescitque
tegendo, &c., and that which was most offensive to us, a
cause of fear and grief, quod nunc te
coquit, another hell; for [3417] strangulat inclusus dolor atque exaestuat intus, grief
concealed strangles the soul; but when as we shall but impart it to
some discreet, trusty, loving friend, it is [3418]instantly removed, by his counsel
happily, wisdom, persuasion, advice, his good means, which we could
not otherwise apply unto ourselves. A friend's counsel is a charm,
like mandrake wine, curas
sopit; and as a [3419]bull that is tied to a fig-tree
becomes gentle on a sudden (which some, saith [3420]Plutarch, interpret of good
words), so is a savage, obdurate heart mollified by fair speeches.
All adversity finds ease in complaining
(as [3421]Isidore holds), and 'tis a
solace to relate it,
[3422]Ἀγαθὴ δε
παραίφασις
ἐστὶν
ἐταίρου. Friends'
confabulations are comfortable at all times, as fire in winter,
shade in summer, quale sopor fessis
in gramine, meat and drink to him that is hungry or athirst;
Democritus's collyrium is not so sovereign to the eyes as this is
to the heart; good words are cheerful and powerful of themselves,
but much more from friends, as so many props, mutually sustaining
each other like ivy and a wall, which Camerarius hath well
illustrated in an emblem. Lenit
animum simplex vel saepe narratio, the simple narration many
times easeth our distressed mind, and in the midst of greatest
extremities; so diverse have been relieved, by [3423]exonerating themselves to a
faithful friend: he sees that which we cannot see for passion and
discontent, he pacifies our minds, he will ease our pain, assuage
our anger; quanta inde voluptas,
quanta securitas, Chrysostom adds, what pleasure, what
security by that means! [3424]Nothing so available, or that
so much refresheth the soul of man.
Tully, as I remember, in an
epistle to his dear friend Atticus, much condoles the defect of
such a friend. [3425]I live
here
(saith he) in a great city, where I have a multitude of
acquaintance, but not a man of all that company with whom I dare
familiarly breathe, or freely jest. Wherefore I expect thee, I
desire thee, I send for thee; for there be many things which
trouble and molest me, which had I but thee in presence, I could
quickly disburden myself of in a walking discourse.
The like,
peradventure, may he and he say with that old man in the
comedy,
[3426]Nemo est meorum amicorum
hodie,
Apud quem expromere occulta mea audeam.
and much inconvenience may both he and he suffer in the meantime by
it. He or he, or whosoever then labours of this malady, by all
means let him get some trusty friend, [3427]Semper habens Pylademque aliquem qui curet Orestem, a
Pylades, to whom freely and securely he may open himself. For as in
all other occurrences, so it is in this, Si quis in coelum ascendisset, &c. as he said in
[3428]Tully, if a man had gone
to heaven, seen the beauty of the skies,
stars errant,
fixed, &c., insuavis erit
admiratio, it will do him no pleasure, except he have
somebody to impart what he hath seen. It is the best thing in the
world, as [3429]Seneca therefore
adviseth in such a case, to get a trusty friend, to whom we may
freely and sincerely pour out our secrets; nothing so delighteth
and easeth the mind, as when we have a prepared bosom, to which our
secrets may descend, of whose conscience we are assured as our own,
whose speech may ease our succourless estate, counsel relieve,
mirth expel our mourning, and whose very sight may be acceptable
unto us.
It was the counsel which that politic [3430]Comineus gave to all princes, and
others distressed in mind, by occasion of Charles Duke of Burgundy,
that was much perplexed, first to pray to God, and lay himself
open to him, and then to some special friend, whom we hold most
dear, to tell all our grievances to him; nothing so forcible to
strengthen, recreate, and heal the wounded soul of a miserable
man.
Help from friends by counsel, comfort, fair and foul means, witty devices, satisfaction, alteration of his course of life, removing objects, &c.
When the patient of himself is not able to resist, or overcome
these heart-eating passions, his friends or physician must be ready
to supply that which is wanting. Suae
erit humanitatis et sapientiae (which [3431] Tully enjoineth in like case)
siquid erratum, curare, aut
improvisum, sua diligentia corrigere. They must all join;
nec satis medico, saith
[3432] Hippocrates, suum fecisse officium, nisi suum quoque
aegrotus, suum astantes, &c. First, they must especially
beware, a melancholy discontented person (be it in what kind of
melancholy soever) never be left alone or idle: but as physicians
prescribe physic, cum
custodia, let them not be left unto themselves, but with
some company or other, lest by that means they aggravate and
increase their disease; non oportet
aegros humjusmodi esse solos vel inter ignotos, vel inter eos quos
non amant aut negligunt, as Rod. a Fonseca, tom. 1. consul. 35. prescribes. Lugentes custodire solemus (saith [3433]Seneca) ne solitudine male utantur; we watch a sorrowful
person, lest he abuse his solitariness, and so should we do a
melancholy man; set him about some business, exercise or
recreation, which may divert his thoughts, and still keep him
otherwise intent; for his fantasy is so restless, operative and
quick, that if it be not in perpetual action, ever employed, it
will work upon itself, melancholise, and be carried away instantly,
with some fear, jealousy, discontent, suspicion, some vain conceit
or other. If his weakness be such that he cannot discern what is
amiss, correct, or satisfy, it behoves them by counsel, comfort, or
persuasion, by fair or foul means, to alienate his mind, by some
artificial invention, or some contrary persuasion, to remove all
objects, causes, companies, occasions, as may any ways molest him,
to humour him, please him, divert him, and if it be possible, by
altering his course of life, to give him security and satisfaction.
If he conceal his grievances, and will not be known of them,
[3434]they must observe by
his looks, gestures, motions, fantasy, what it is that offends,
and then to apply remedies unto him: many are instantly cured, when
their minds are satisfied. [3435]Alexander makes mention of a
woman, that by reason of her husband's long absence in travel,
was exceeding peevish and melancholy, but when she heard her
husband was returned, beyond all expectation, at the first sight of
him, she was freed from all fear, without help of any other physic
restored to her former health.
Trincavellius, consil. 12. lib. 1. hath such a story of a Venetian,
that being much troubled with melancholy, [3436]and ready to die for grief,
when he heard his wife was brought to bed of a son, instantly
recovered.
As Alexander concludes, [3437]If our imaginations be not
inveterate, by this art they may be cured, especially if they
proceed from such a cause.
No better way to satisfy, than to
remove the object, cause, occasion, if by any art or means possible
we may find it out. If he grieve, stand in fear, be in suspicion,
suspense, or any way molested, secure him, Solvitur malum, give him satisfaction, the
cure is ended; alter his course of life, there needs no other
physic. If the party be sad, or otherwise affected, consider
(saith [3438]Trallianus) the
manner of it, all circumstances, and forthwith make a sudden
alteration,
by removing the occasions, avoid all terrible
objects, heard or seen, [3439]monstrous and prodigious
aspects,
tales of devils, spirits, ghosts, tragical stories; to
such as are in fear they strike a great impression, renewed many
times, and recall such chimeras and terrible fictions into their
minds. [3440]Make not so much
as mention of them in private talk, or a dumb show tending to that
purpose: such things
(saith Galateus) are offensive to their
imaginations.
And to those that are now in sorrow, [3441]Seneca forbids all sad
companions, and such as lament; a groaning companion is an enemy to
quietness.
[3442]Or if
there be any such party, at whose presence the patient is not well
pleased, he must be removed: gentle speeches, and fair means, must
first be tried; no harsh language used, or uncomfortable words; and
not expel, as some do, one madness with another; he that so doth,
is madder than the patient himself:
all things must be quietly
composed; eversa non evertenda, sed
erigenda, things down must not be dejected, but reared, as
Crato counselleth; [3443] he
must be quietly and gently used,
and we should not do anything
against his mind, but by little and little effect it. As a horse
that starts at a drum or trumpet, and will not endure the shooting
of a piece, may be so manned by art, and animated, that he cannot
only endure, but is much more generous at the hearing of such
things, much more courageous than before, and much delighteth in
it: they must not be reformed ex
abrupto, but by all art and insinuation, made to such
companies, aspects, objects they could not formerly away with. Many
at first cannot endure the sight of a green wound, a sick man,
which afterward become good chirurgeons, bold empirics: a horse
starts at a rotten post afar off, which coming near he quietly
passeth. 'Tis much in the manner of making such kind of persons, be
they never so averse from company, bashful, solitary, timorous,
they may be made at last with those Roman matrons, to desire
nothing more than in a public show, to see a full company of
gladiators breathe out their last.
If they may not otherwise be accustomed to brook such
distasteful and displeasing objects, the best way then is generally
to avoid them. Montanus, consil. 229. to
the Earl of Montfort, a courtier, and his melancholy patient,
adviseth him to leave the court, by reason of those continual
discontents, crosses, abuses, [3444]cares, suspicions, emulations,
ambition, anger, jealousy, which that place afforded, and which
surely caused him to be so melancholy at the first:
Maxima quaeque domus servis est plena
superbis; a company of scoffers and proud jacks are commonly
conversant and attend in such places, and able to make any man that
is of a soft, quiet disposition (as many times they do) ex stulto insanum, if once they humour
him, a very idiot, or stark mad. A thing too much practised in all
common societies, and they have no better sport than to make
themselves merry by abusing some silly fellow, or to take advantage
of another man's weakness. In such cases as in a plague, the best
remedy is cito longe tarde:
(for to such a party, especially if he be apprehensive, there can
be no greater misery) to get him quickly gone far enough off, and
not to be overhasty in his return. If he be so stupid that he do
not apprehend it, his friends should take some order, and by their
discretion supply that which is wanting in him, as in all other
cases they ought to do. If they see a man melancholy given,
solitary, averse from company, please himself with such private and
vain meditations, though he delight in it, they ought by all means
seek to divert him, to dehort him, to tell him of the event and
danger that may come of it. If they see a man idle, that by reason
of his means otherwise will betake himself to no course of life,
they ought seriously to admonish him, he makes a noose to entangle
himself, his want of employment will be his undoing. If he have
sustained any great loss, suffered a repulse, disgrace, &c., if
it be possible, relieve him. If he desire aught, let him be
satisfied; if in suspense, fear, suspicion, let him be secured: and
if it may conveniently be, give him his heart's content; for the
body cannot be cured till the mind be satisfied. [3445] Socrates, in Plato, would
prescribe no physic for Charmides' headache, till first he had
eased his troubled mind; body and soul must be cured together, as
head and eyes.
[3446]Oculum non curabis sine toto
capite,
Nec caput sine toto corpora,
Nec totum corpus sine anima.
If that may not be hoped or expected, yet ease him with comfort,
cheerful speeches, fair promises, and good words, persuade him,
advise him. Many,
saith [3447]Galen, have been cured by good
counsel and persuasion alone.
Heaviness of the heart of man
doth bring it down, but a good word rejoiceth it,
Prov. xii. 25. And there is he that speaketh
words like the pricking of a sword, but the tongue of a wise man is
health,
ver. 18. Oratio, namque saucii animi est remedium, a
gentle speech is the true cure of a wounded soul, as [3448]Plutarch contends out of Aeschylus
and Euripides: if it be wisely administered it easeth grief and
pain, as diverse remedies do many other diseases.
'Tis
incantationis instar, a charm,
aestuantis animi refrigerium,
that true Nepenthe of Homer, which was no Indian plant, or feigned
medicine, which Epidamna, Thonis' wife, sent Helena for a token, as
Macrobius, 7. Saturnal. Goropius
Hermat. lib. 9. Greg. Nazianzen, and
others suppose, but opportunity of speech: for Helena's bowl,
Medea's unction, Venus's girdle, Circe's cup, cannot so enchant, so
forcibly move or alter as it doth. A letter sent or read will do as
much; multum allevor quum tuas
literas lego, I am much eased, as [3449]Tully wrote to Pomponius Atticus,
when I read thy letters, and as Julianus the Apostate once
signified to Maximus the philosopher; as Alexander slept with
Homer's works, so do I with thine epistles, tanquam Paeoniis medicamentis, easque assidue
tanquam, recentes et novas iteramus; scribe ergo, et assidue
scribe, or else come thyself; amicus ad amicum venies. Assuredly a wise and
well-spoken man may do what he will in such a case; a good orator
alone, as [3450]Tully holds, can
alter affections by power of his eloquence, comfort such as are
afflicted, erect such as are depressed, expel and mitigate fear,
lust, anger,
&c. And how powerful is the charm of a
discreet and dear friend? Ille regit
dictis animos et temperat iras. What may not he effect? As
[3451]Chremes told Menedemus,
Fear not, conceal it not, O friend! but tell me what it is that
troubles thee, and I shall surely help thee by comfort, counsel, or
in the matter itself.
[3452]
Arnoldus, lib. 1. breviar. cap. 18.
speaks of a usurer in his time, that upon a loss, much melancholy
and discontent, was so cured. As imagination, fear, grief, cause
such passions, so conceits alone, rectified by good hope, counsel,
&c., are able again to help: and 'tis incredible how much they
can do in such a case, as [3453]Trincavellius illustrates by an
example of a patient of his; Porphyrius, the philosopher, in
Plotinus's life (written by him), relates, that being in a
discontented humour through insufferable anguish of mind, he was
going to make away himself: but meeting by chance his master
Plotinus, who perceiving by his distracted looks all was not well,
urged him to confess his grief: which when he had heard, he used
such comfortable speeches, that he redeemed him e faucibus Erebi, pacified his unquiet mind,
insomuch that he was easily reconciled to himself, and much abashed
to think afterwards that he should ever entertain so vile a motion.
By all means, therefore, fair promises, good words, gentle
persuasions, are to be used, not to be too rigorous at first,
[3454]or to insult over them,
not to deride, neglect, or contemn,
but rather, as Lemnius
exhorteth, to pity, and by all plausible means to seek to
redress them:
but if satisfaction may not be had, mild courses,
promises, comfortable speeches, and good counsel will not take
place; then as Christophorus a Vega determines, lib. 3. cap. 14. de Mel. to handle them more roughly,
to threaten and chide, saith [3455]Altomarus, terrify sometimes, or
as Salvianus will have them, to be lashed and whipped, as we do by
a starting horse, [3456]that is
affrighted without a cause, or as [3457]Rhasis adviseth, one while to
speak fair and flatter, another while to terrify and chide, as they
shall see cause.
When none of these precedent remedies will avail, it will not be
amiss, which Savanarola and Aelian Montaltus so much commend,
clavum clavo pellere, [3458]to drive out one passion with
another, or by some contrary passion,
as they do bleeding at
nose by letting blood in the arm, to expel one fear with another,
one grief with another. [3459]
Christophorus a Vega accounts it rational physic, non alienum a ratione: and Lemnius much
approves it, to use a hard wedge to a hard knot,
to drive
out one disease with another, to pull out a tooth, or wound him, to
geld him, saith [3460]Platerus,
as they did epileptical patients of old, because it quite alters
the temperature, that the pain of the one may mitigate the grief of
the other; [3461]and I knew
one that was so cured of a quartan ague, by the sudden coming of
his enemies upon him.
If we may believe [3462]Pliny, whom Scaliger calls
mendaciorum patrem, the father
of lies, Q. Fabius Maximus, that renowned consul of Rome, in a
battle fought with the king of the Allobroges, at the river
Isaurus, was so rid of a quartan ague. Valesius, in his
controversies, holds this an excellent remedy, and if it be
discreetly used in this malady, better than any physic.
Sometimes again by some [3463]feigned lie, strange news, witty
device, artificial invention, it is not amiss to deceive them.
[3464]As they hate those,
saith Alexander, that neglect or deride, so they will give ear
to such as will soothe them up. If they say they have swallowed
frogs or a snake, by all means grant it, and tell them you can
easily cure it;
'tis an ordinary thing. Philodotus, the
physician, cured a melancholy king, that thought his head was off,
by putting a leaden cap thereon; the weight made him perceive it,
and freed him of his fond imagination. A woman, in the said
Alexander, swallowed a serpent as she thought; he gave her a vomit,
and conveyed a serpent, such as she conceived, into the basin; upon
the sight of it she was amended. The pleasantest dotage that ever I
read, saith [3465]Laurentius,
was of a gentleman at Senes in Italy, who was afraid to piss, lest
all the town should be drowned; the physicians caused the bells to
be rung backward, and told him the town was on fire, whereupon he
made water, and was immediately cured. Another supposed his nose so
big that he should dash it against the wall if he stirred; his
physician took a great piece of flesh, and holding it in his hand,
pinched him by the nose, making him believe that flesh was cut from
it. Forestus, obs. lib. 1. had a
melancholy patient, who thought he was dead, [3466]he put a fellow in a chest,
like a dead man, by his bedside, and made him rear himself a
little, and eat: the melancholy man asked the counterfeit, whether
dead men use to eat meat? He told him yea; whereupon he did eat
likewise and was cured.
Lemnius, lib. 2.
cap. 6. de 4. complex, hath many such instances, and
Jovianus Pontanus, lib. 4. cap. 2. of
Wisd. of the like; but amongst the rest I find one most
memorable, registered in the [3467]French chronicles of an advocate
of Paris before mentioned, who believed verily he was dead, &c.
I read a multitude of examples of melancholy men cured by such
artificial inventions.
Music a remedy.
Many and sundry are the means which philosophers and physicians
have prescribed to exhilarate a sorrowful heart, to divert those
fixed and intent cares and meditations, which in this malady so
much offend; but in my judgment none so present, none so powerful,
none so apposite as a cup of strong drink, mirth, music, and merry
company. Ecclus. xl. 20. Wine and
music rejoice the heart.
[3468]Rhasis, cont.
9. Tract. 15. Altomarus, cap. 7.
Aelianus Montaltus, c. 26. Ficinus,
Bened. Victor. Faventinus are almost immoderate in the commendation
of it; a most forcible medicine [3469]Jacchinus calls it: Jason
Pratensis, a most admirable thing, and worthy of consideration,
that can so mollify the mind, and stay those tempestuous affections
of it.
Musica est mentis medicina
moestae, a roaring-meg against melancholy, to rear and
revive the languishing soul; [3470]affecting not only the ears,
but the very arteries, the vital and animal spirits, it erects the
mind, and makes it nimble.
Lemnius, instit,
cap. 44. This it will effect in the most dull, severe and
sorrowful souls, [3471]expel
grief with mirth, and if there be any clouds, dust, or dregs of
cares yet lurking in our thoughts, most powerfully it wipes them
all away,
Salisbur. polit. lib. 1. cap.
6. and that which is more, it will perform all this in an
instant: [3472]Cheer up the
countenance, expel austerity, bring in hilarity
(Girald. Camb.
cap. 12. Topog. Hiber.) inform our
manners, mitigate anger;
Athenaeus (Dipnosophist. lib. 14. cap. 10.) calleth it an
infinite treasure to such as are endowed with it: Dulcisonum reficit tristia corda melos,
Eobanus Hessus. Many other properties [3473]Cassiodorus, epist. 4. reckons up of this our divine music, not
only to expel the greatest griefs, but it doth extenuate fears
and furies, appeaseth cruelty, abateth heaviness, and to such as
are watchful it causeth quiet rest; it takes away spleen and
hatred,
be it instrumental, vocal, with strings, wind, [3474]Quae, a spiritu, sine manuum dexteritate gubernetur,
&c. it cures all irksomeness and heaviness of the soul.
[3475]Labouring men that sing to
their work, can tell as much, and so can soldiers when they go to
fight, whom terror of death cannot so much affright, as the sound
of trumpet, drum, fife, and such like music animates; metus enim mortis, as [3476]Censorinus informeth us,
musica depellitur. It makes
a child quiet,
the nurse's song, and many times the sound of a
trumpet on a sudden, bells ringing, a carman's whistle, a boy
singing some ballad tune early in the streets, alters, revives,
recreates a restless patient that cannot sleep in the night,
&c. In a word, it is so powerful a thing that it ravisheth the
soul, regina sensuum, the
queen of the senses, by sweet pleasure (which is a happy cure), and
corporal tunes pacify our incorporeal soul, sine ore loquens, dominatum in animam exercet,
and carries it beyond itself, helps, elevates, extends it.
Scaliger, exercit. 302, gives a reason of
these effects, [3477]because
the spirits about the heart take in that trembling and dancing air
into the body, are moved together, and stirred up with it,
or
else the mind, as some suppose harmonically composed, is roused up
at the tunes of music. And 'tis not only men that are so affected,
but almost all other creatures. You know the tale of Hercules
Gallus, Orpheus, and Amphion, felices
animas Ovid calls them, that could saxa movere sono testudinis, &c. make stocks and
stones, as well as beasts and other animals, dance after their
pipes: the dog and hare, wolf and lamb; vicinumque lupo praebuit agna latus; clamosus graculus,
stridula cornix, et Jovis aquila, as Philostratus describes
it in his images, stood all gaping upon Orpheus; and [3478]trees pulled up by the roots came
to hear him, Et comitem quercum pinus
amica trahit.
Arion made fishes follow him, which, as common experience
evinceth, [3479] are much
affected with music. All singing birds are much pleased with it,
especially nightingales, if we may believe Calcagninus; and bees
amongst the rest, though they be flying away, when they hear any
tingling sound, will tarry behind. [3480]Harts, hinds, horses, dogs,
bears, are exceedingly delighted with it.
Scal, exerc. 302. Elephants, Agrippa adds, lib. 2. cap. 24. and in Lydia in the midst of a lake
there be certain floating islands (if ye will believe it), that
after music will dance.
But to leave all declamatory speeches in praise [3481]of divine music, I will confine
myself to my proper subject: besides that excellent power it hath
to expel many other diseases, it is a sovereign remedy against
[3482] despair and melancholy,
and will drive away the devil himself. Canus, a Rhodian fiddler, in
[3483]Philostratus, when
Apollonius was inquisitive to know what he could do with his pipe,
told him, That he would make a melancholy man merry, and him
that was merry much merrier than before, a lover more enamoured, a
religious man more devout.
Ismenias the Theban, [3484]Chiron the centaur, is said to
have cured this and many other diseases by music alone: as now they
do those, saith [3485]Bodine,
that are troubled with St. Vitus's Bedlam dance. [3486]Timotheus, the musician, compelled
Alexander to skip up and down, and leave his dinner (like the tale
of the Friar and the Boy), whom Austin, de civ.
Dei, lib. 17. cap. 14. so much commends for it. Who hath not
heard how David's harmony drove away the evil spirits from king
Saul, 1 Sam. xvi. and Elisha when he was much troubled by
importunate kings, called for a minstrel, and when he played,
the hand of the Lord came upon him,
2
Kings iii. Censorinus de natali, cap.
12. reports how Asclepiades the physician helped many
frantic persons by this means, phreneticorum mentes morbo turbatas—Jason
Pratensis, cap. de Mania, hath many
examples, how Clinias and Empedocles cured some desperately
melancholy, and some mad by this our music. Which because it hath
such excellent virtues, belike [3487]Homer brings in Phemius playing,
and the Muses singing at the banquet of the gods. Aristotle,
Polit. l. 8. c. 5, Plato 2. de legibus, highly approve it, and so do all
politicians. The Greeks, Romans, have graced music, and made it one
of the liberal sciences, though it be now become mercenary. All
civil Commonwealths allow it: Cneius Manlius (as [3488]Livius relates) anno ab urb. cond. 567. brought first out of
Asia to Rome singing wenches, players, jesters, and all kinds of
music to their feasts. Your princes, emperors, and persons of any
quality, maintain it in their courts; no mirth without music. Sir
Thomas More, in his absolute Utopian commonwealth, allows music as
an appendix to every meal, and that throughout, to all sorts.
Epictetus calls mensam mutam
praesepe, a table without music a manger: for the concert
of musicians at a banquet is a carbuncle set in gold; and as the
signet of an emerald well trimmed with gold, so is the melody of
music in a pleasant banquet.
Ecclus.
xxxii. 5, 6. [3489]Louis
the Eleventh, when he invited Edward the Fourth to come to Paris,
told him that as a principal part of his entertainment, he should
hear sweet voices of children, Ionic and Lydian tunes, exquisite
music, he should have a —, and the cardinal of Bourbon to be
his confessor, which he used as a most plausible argument: as to a
sensual man indeed it is. [3490]
Lucian in his book, de saltatione, is not
ashamed to confess that he took infinite delight in singing,
dancing, music, women's company, and such like pleasures: and if
thou
(saith he) didst but hear them play and dance, I know
thou wouldst be so well pleased with the object, that thou wouldst
dance for company thyself, without doubt thou wilt be taken with
it.
So Scaliger ingenuously confesseth, exercit. 274. [3491]I am beyond all measure
affected with music, I do most willingly behold them dance, I am
mightily detained and allured with that grace and comeliness of
fair women, I am well pleased to be idle amongst them.
And what
young man is not? As it is acceptable and conducing to most, so
especially to a melancholy man. Provided always, his disease
proceed not originally from it, that he be not some light
inamorato, some idle
fantastic, who capers in conceit all the day long, and thinks of
nothing else, but how to make jigs, sonnets, madrigals, in
commendation of his mistress. In such cases music is most
pernicious, as a spur to a free horse will make him run himself
blind, or break his wind; Incitamentum enim amoris musica, for music enchants, as
Menander holds, it will make such melancholy persons mad, and the
sound of those jigs and hornpipes will not be removed out of the
ears a week after. [3492]Plato
for this reason forbids music and wine to all young men, because
they are most part amorous, ne ignis
addatur igni, lest one fire increase another. Many men are
melancholy by hearing music, but it is a pleasing melancholy that
it causeth; and therefore to such as are discontent, in woe, fear,
sorrow, or dejected, it is a most present remedy: it expels cares,
alters their grieved minds, and easeth in an instant. Otherwise,
saith [3493]Plutarch,
Musica magis dementat quam
vinum; music makes some men mad as a tiger; like Astolphos'
horn in Ariosto; or Mercury's golden wand in Homer, that made some
wake, others sleep, it hath divers effects: and [3494]Theophrastus right well
prophesied, that diseases were either procured by music, or
mitigated.
Mirth and merry company, fair objects, remedies.
Mirth and merry company may not be separated from music, both
concerning and necessarily required in this business. Mirth,
(saith [3495]Vives) purgeth
the blood, confirms health, causeth a fresh, pleasing, and fine
colour,
prorogues life, whets the wit, makes the body young,
lively and fit for any manner of employment. The merrier the heart
the longer the life; A merry heart is the life of the flesh,
Prov. xiv. 30. Gladness prolongs
his days,
Ecclus. xxx. 22; and
this is one of the three Salernitan doctors, Dr. Merryman, Dr.
Diet, Dr. Quiet, [3496]which
cure all diseases—Mens hilaris,
requies, moderata dieta. [3497]Gomesius, praefat. lib. 3. de sal. gen. is a great magnifier of
honest mirth, by which (saith he) we cure many passions of the
mind in ourselves, and in our friends;
which [3498]Galateus assigns for a cause why
we love merry companions: and well they deserve it, being that as
[3499]Magninus holds, a merry
companion is better than any music, and as the saying is,
comes jucundus in via pro
vehiculo, as a wagon to him that is wearied on the way.
Jucunda confabulatio, sales,
joci, pleasant discourse, jests, conceits, merry tales,
melliti verborum globuli, as
Petronius, [3500] Pliny,
[3501]Spondanus, [3502]Caelius, and many good authors
plead, are that sole Nepenthes of Homer, Helena's bowl, Venus's
girdle, so renowned of old [3503]to expel grief and care, to cause
mirth and gladness of heart, if they be rightly understood, or
seasonably applied. In a word,
[3504]Amor, voluptas, Venus,
gaudium,
Jocus, ludus, sermo suavis, suaviatio.
Gratification, pleasure, love, joy,
Mirth, sport, pleasant words and no alloy,
are the true Nepenthes. For these causes our physicians generally
prescribe this as a principal engine to batter the walls of
melancholy, a chief antidote, and a sufficient cure of itself.
By all means
(saith [3505] Mesue) procure mirth to these
men in such things as are heard, seen, tasted, or smelled, or any
way perceived, and let them have all enticements and fair promises,
the sight of excellent beauties, attires, ornaments, delightsome
passages to distract their minds from fear and sorrow, and such
things on which they are so fixed and intent.
[3506]Let them use hunting, sports,
plays, jests, merry company,
as Rhasis prescribes, which
will not let the mind be molested, a cup of good drink now and
then, hear music, and have such companions with whom they are
especially delighted;
[3507]merry tales or toys, drinking,
singing, dancing, and whatsoever else may procure mirth:
and by
no means, saith Guianerius, suffer them to be alone. Benedictus
Victorius Faventinus, in his empirics, accounts it an especial
remedy against melancholy, [3508]to hear and see singing,
dancing, maskers, mummers, to converse with such merry fellows and
fair maids.
For the beauty of a woman cheereth the
countenance,
Ecclus. xxxvi. 22.
[3509] Beauty alone is a
sovereign remedy against fear, grief, and all melancholy fits; a
charm, as Peter de la Seine and many other writers affirm, a
banquet itself; he gives instance in discontented Menelaus, that
was so often freed by Helena's fair face: and [3510]Tully, 3
Tusc. cites Epicurus as a chief patron of this tenet. To
expel grief, and procure pleasure, sweet smells, good diet, touch,
taste, embracing, singing, dancing, sports, plays, and above the
rest, exquisite beauties, quibus
oculi jucunde moventur et animi, are most powerful means,
obvia forma, to meet or see a
fair maid pass by, or to be in company with her. He found it by
experience, and made good use of it in his own person, if Plutarch
belie him not; for he reckons up the names of some more elegant
pieces; [3511]Leontia, Boedina,
Hedieia, Nicedia, that were frequently seen in Epicurus' garden,
and very familiar in his house. Neither did he try it himself
alone, but if we may give credit to [3512]Atheneus, he practised it upon
others. For when a sad and sick patient was brought unto him to be
cured, he laid him on a down bed, crowned him with a garland of
sweet-smelling flowers, in a fair perfumed closet delicately set
out, and after a portion or two of good drink, which he
administered, he brought in a beautiful young [3513]wench that could play upon a lute,
sing, and dance,
&c. Tully, 3.
Tusc. scoffs at Epicurus, for this his profane physic (as
well he deserved), and yet Phavorinus and Stobeus highly approve of
it; most of our looser physicians in some cases, to such parties
especially, allow of this; and all of them will have a melancholy,
sad, and discontented person, make frequent use of honest sports,
companies, and recreations, et
incitandos ad Venerem, as [3514]Rodericus a Fonseca will,
aspectu et contactu pulcherrimarum
foeminarum, to be drawn to such consorts, whether they will
or no. Not to be an auditor only, or a spectator, but sometimes an
actor himself. Dulce est desipere in
loco, to play the fool now and then is not amiss, there is a
time for all things. Grave Socrates would be merry by fits, sing,
dance, and take his liquor too, or else Theodoret belies him; so
would old Cato, [3515]Tully by
his own confession, and the rest. Xenophon, in his Sympos. brings in Socrates as a principal actor, no
man merrier than himself, and sometimes he would [3516]ride a cockhorse with his
children.
—equitare in
arundine longa. (Though Alcibiades scoffed at him for it)
and well he might; for now and then (saith Plutarch) the most
virtuous, honest, and gravest men will use feasts, jests, and toys,
as we do sauce to our meats. So did Scipio and Laelius,
[3517]Qui ubi se a vulgo et scena in
secreta remorant,
Virtus Scipiadae et mitis sapientia Laeli,
Nugari cum illo, et discincti ludere, donec
Decoqueretur olus, soliti———
Valorous Scipio and gentle Laelius,
Removed from the scene and rout so clamorous,
Were wont to recreate themselves their robes laid by,
Whilst supper by the cook was making ready.
Machiavel, in the eighth book of his Florentine history, gives
this note of Cosmo de Medici, the wisest and gravest man of his
time in Italy, that he would [3518]now and then play the most
egregious fool in his carriage, and was so much given to jesters,
players and childish sports, to make himself merry, that he that
should but consider his gravity on the one part, his folly and
lightness on the other, would surely say, there were two distinct
persons in him.
Now methinks he did well in it, though [3519] Salisburiensis be of opinion,
that magistrates, senators, and grave men, should not descend to
lighter sports, ne respublica ludere
videatur: but as Themistocles, still keep a stern and
constant carriage. I commend Cosmo de Medici and Castruccius
Castrucanus, than whom Italy never knew a worthier captain, another
Alexander, if [3520]Machiavel do
not deceive us in his life: when a friend of his reprehended him
for dancing beside his dignity,
(belike at some cushion dance)
he told him again, qui sapit
interdiu, vix unquam noctii desipit, he that is wise in the
day may dote a little in the night. Paulus Jovius relates as much
of Pope Leo Decimus, that he was a grave, discreet, staid man, yet
sometimes most free, and too open in his sports. And 'tis not
altogether [3521]unfit or
misbeseeming the gravity of such a man, if that decorum of time,
place, and such circumstances be observed. [3522]Misce stultitiam consiliis brevem—and as [3523]he said in an epigram to his wife,
I would have every man say to himself, or to his friend,
Moll, once in pleasant company by chance,
I wished that you for company would dance:
Which you refus'd, and said, your years require,
Now, matron-like, both manners and attire.
Well, Moll, if needs you will be matron-like,
Then trust to this, I will thee matron-like:
Yet so to you my love, may never lessen,
As you for church, house, bed, observe this lesson:
Sit in the church as solemn as a saint,
No deed, word, thought, your due devotion taint:
Veil, if you will, your head, your soul reveal
To him that only wounded souls can heal:
Be in my house as busy as a bee.
Having a sting for every one but me;
Buzzing in every corner, gath'ring honey:
Let nothing waste, that costs or yieldeth money.
[3524]And when thou seest my
heart to mirth incline,
Thy tongue, wit, blood, warm with good cheer and wine:
Then of sweet sports let no occasion
scape,
But be as wanton, toying as an ape.
Those old [3525]Greeks had their
Lubentiam Deam, goddess of
pleasure, and the Lacedaemonians, instructed from Lycurgus, did
Deo Risui sucrificare, after
their wars especially, and in times of peace, which was used in
Thessaly, as it appears by that of [3526]Apuleius, who was made an
instrument of their laughter himself: [3527]Because laughter and merriment
was to season their labours and modester life.
[3528]Risus enim divum atque; hominum est aeterna voluptas.
Princes use jesters, players, and have those masters of revels in
their courts. The Romans at every supper (for they had no solemn
dinner) used music, gladiators, jesters, &c. as [3529]Suetonius relates of Tiberius,
Dion of Commodus, and so did the Greeks. Besides music, in
Xenophon's Sympos. Philippus ridendi artifex, Philip, a jester,
was brought to make sport. Paulus Jovius, in the eleventh book of
his history, hath a pretty digression of our English customs, which
howsoever some may misconstrue, I, for my part, will interpret to
the best. [3530]The whole
nation beyond all other mortal men, is most given to banqueting and
feasts; for they prolong them many hours together, with dainty
cheer, exquisite music, and facete jesters, and afterwards they
fall a dancing and courting their mistresses, till it be late in
the night.
Volateran gives the same testimony of this island,
commending our jovial manner of entertainment and good mirth, and
methinks he saith well, there is no harm in it; long may they use
it, and all such modest sports. Ctesias reports of a Persian king,
that had 150 maids attending at his table, to play, sing, and dance
by turns; and [3531]Lil.
Geraldus of an Egyptian prince, that kept nine virgins still to
wait upon him, and those of most excellent feature, and sweet
voices, which afterwards gave occasion to the Greeks of that
fiction of the nine Muses. The king of Ethiopia in Africa, most of
our Asiatic princes have done so and do; those Sophies, Mogors,
Turks, &c. solace themselves after supper amongst their queens
and concubines, quae jucundioris
oblectamenti causa ([3532]saith mine author) coram rege psallere et saltare consueverant,
taking great pleasure to see and hear them sing and dance. This and
many such means to exhilarate the heart of men, have been still
practised in all ages, as knowing there is no better thing to the
preservation of man's life. What shall I say, then, but to every
melancholy man,
[3533]Utere convivis, non tristibus
utere amicis,
Quos nugae et risus, et joca salsa juvant.
Feast often, and use friends not still so
sad,
Whose jests and merriments may make thee glad.
Use honest and chaste sports, scenical shows, plays, games;
[3534] Accedant juvenumque Chori, mistaeque puellae. And as
Marsilius Ficinus concludes an epistle to Bernard Canisianus, and
some other of his friends, will I this tract to all good students,
[3535]Live merrily, O my
friends, free from cares, perplexity, anguish, grief of mind, live
merrily,
laetitia caelum vos
creavit: [3536]Again
and again I request you to be merry, if anything trouble your
hearts, or vex your souls, neglect and contemn it,
[3537]let it pass.
[3538]And this I enjoin you, not as a
divine alone, but as a physician; for without this mirth, which is
the life and quintessence of physic, medicines, and whatsoever is
used and applied to prolong the life of man, is dull, dead, and of
no force.
Dum fata sinunt, vivite
laeti (Seneca), I say be merry.
[3539]Nec lusibus virentem
Viduemus hanc juventam.
It was Tiresias the prophet's council to [3540]Menippus, that travelled all the
world over, even down to hell itself to seek content, and his last
farewell to Menippus, to be merry. [3541]Contemn the world
(saith
he) and count that is in it vanity and toys; this only covet all
thy life long; be not curious, or over solicitous in anything, but
with a well composed and contented estate to enjoy thyself, and
above all things to be merry.
[3542]Si Numerus uti censet sine amore
jocisque,
Nil est jucundum, vivas in amore jocisque.
Nothing better (to conclude with Solomon, Eccles. iii. 22), than that a man should
rejoice in his affairs.
'Tis the same advice which every
physician in this case rings to his patient, as Capivaccius to his,
[3543] avoid overmuch study
and perturbations of the mind, and as much as in thee lies live at
heart's-ease:
Prosper Calenus to that melancholy Cardinal
Caesius, [3544]amidst thy
serious studies and business, use jests and conceits, plays and
toys, and whatsoever else may recreate thy mind.
Nothing better
than mirth and merry company in this malady. [3545]It begins with sorrow
(saith Montanus), it must be expelled with hilarity.
But see the mischief; many men, knowing that merry company is the only medicine against melancholy, will therefore neglect their business; and in another extreme, spend all their days among good fellows in a tavern or an alehouse, and know not otherwise how to bestow their time but in drinking; malt-worms, men-fishes, or water-snakes, [3546]Qui bibunt solum ranarum more, nihil comedentes, like so many frogs in a puddle. 'Tis their sole exercise to eat, and drink; to sacrifice to Volupia, Rumina, Edulica, Potina, Mellona, is all their religion. They wish for Philoxenus' neck, Jupiter's trinoctium, and that the sun would stand still as in Joshua's time, to satisfy their lust, that they might dies noctesque pergraecari et bibere. Flourishing wits, and men of good parts, good fashion, and good worth, basely prostitute themselves to every rogue's company, to take tobacco and drink, to roar and sing scurrilous songs in base places.
[3547]Invenies aliquem cum percussore
jacentem,
Permistum nautis, aut furibus, aut fugitivis.
Which Thomas Erastus objects to Paracelsus, that he would be drinking all day long with carmen and tapsters in a brothel-house, is too frequent among us, with men of better note: like Timocreon of Rhodes, multa bibens, et multa vorans, &c. They drown their wits, seethe their brains in ale, consume their fortunes, lose their time, weaken their temperatures, contract filthy diseases, rheums, dropsies, calentures, tremor, get swollen jugulars, pimpled red faces, sore eyes, &c.; heat their livers, alter their complexions, spoil their stomachs, overthrow their bodies; for drink drowns more than the sea and all the rivers that fall into it (mere funges and casks), confound their souls, suppress reason, go from Scylla to Charybdis, and use that which is a help to their undoing. [3548]Quid refert morbo an ferro pereamve ruina? [3549]When the Black Prince went to set the exiled king of Castile into his kingdom, there was a terrible battle fought between the English and the Spanish: at last the Spanish fled, the English followed them to the river side, where some drowned themselves to avoid their enemies, the rest were killed. Now tell me what difference is between drowning and killing? As good be melancholy still, as drunken beasts and beggars. Company a sole comfort, and an only remedy to all kind of discontent, is their sole misery and cause of perdition. As Hermione lamented in Euripides, malae mulieres me fecerunt malam. Evil company marred her, may they justly complain, bad companions have been their bane. For, [3550]malus malum vult ut sit sui similis; one drunkard in a company, one thief, one whoremaster, will by his goodwill make all the rest as bad as himself,
[3551]———Et si
Nocturnos jures te formidare vapores,
be of what complexion you will, inclination, love or hate, be it good or bad, if you come amongst them, you must do as they do; yea, [3552]though it be to the prejudice of your health, you must drink venenum pro vino. And so like grasshoppers, whilst they sing over their cups all summer, they starve in winter; and for a little vain merriment shall find a sorrowful reckoning in the end.
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